Squirrel Suicide

I admit I don't like the squirrels they are nasty mean little rodents but I don't wish them extermination. Well maybe I do, over the years I made the decision not to slam on the brake or swerve into oncoming traffic to spare a squirrel, I'll just hit the damn thing. I admit this has happened once and only once as they are fast little suckers. However they are not at all smart. Case in point, last week I was walking the N to the park to meet his posse of canines and we witnessed a squirrel suicide. Although the park is a mere three blocks from our house its a long walk as Noah likes to stop & sniff every plant, tree, rock etc. So on such walk he stops to pee on the trunk of a tree and above us are two squirrels having the mother of all fights. One comes flying down the tree and runs full on into Noah's noggin'. It does not stop it uses my dogs head as a launching pad, sails over the sidewalk and into oncoming traffic where is gets run over hence confirming my theory they maybe fast but are certainly stupid.